B.S. Ointment

I need some relief from something that's definitely become a nuisance....metaphorically speaking, a parasite. It's call bullsh*t and maybe it deserves a treatment that's been around for years. Blue Star Ointment, a topical analgesic (the retro Neosporin), used to be the highest rotating commercial (via radio broadcast) back in my mom's and pop's day...but I'm thinking that back then there wasn't too much bullsh*t going around. Just jock itch and ringworms! But the B.S. has hit an all time high and I think we've outdone AIDS and hit a pandemic! I don't know, maybe it's just me...but if you've got some B.S. that's giving you more than an itch....sign the petition...because the B.S. has got to stop!

Signed,

KeShaJo